The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Prince Philip meets Diana in heaven So Prince Philip enters the pearly gates and one of the first people he sees is Diana - whom he notoriously didn't like."Hello my dear, what a lovely halo you have," he says."Fuck off Philip, you know it's a steering wheel."
Remember, there’s a simple mnemonic device to remember month length: “30 days hath September; April, June, and November. All the rest have 31, Excepting February, who can fuck off, son. Pay the same bills but get less time And guess if you get 28 or 29.”
An Alligator sees you later, a Crocodile sees you in awhile. When does a Caiman see you? This isn't a joke, I want answers. Please. I've never wanted to know anything more.
Why we rarely see male live streaming masturbation like camgirls? Because the stream ends in 2 minutes!
A Republican walks into a college bookstore and asks the proprietor, "I'm looking for Trump's new book on illegal immigration?" The owner says "GET THE FUCK OUT!"The Republican responds "Yeah! That's the one!"
I hate it when people draw a circle or an oval... I mean seriously, it’s pointless.
What do you call a witch that only eats sand? Malnourished.
I dispute those studies that claim people often die from smoking. My uncle smoked, and he only died once.
What does a gamer look out for during match making? Backwards Compatability
I remember my first breath. Sadly I'm now addicted.
TIL of a knight who is as tiny as a sperm Sir Cum Sized
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
You can’t trust atoms. They make up everything!
My friend claims he glued himself to his autobiography. I don't believe him, but that's his story and he's sticking to it.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.