The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore is fight. I've been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.” “If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend. “I’d like to lose another fifteen pounds first.”
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
Peter Piker When Peter Piker peeked at Penny,And peeped her perfect pooperHis peepers paused and then his jawPlopped down into a stuporBut he perked up and pressed his luck;Professed he pined to pipe her He self-composed and then proposedWhile poin... read more
My grandmother, who is a chef, says that I must always eat my mistakes. I am a surgeon.
I bought a book that said it could help me harness the power of ADHD. I never finished it.
I was just boasting at work about how I'm currently sleeping with a set of twins... All the lads were very impressed but one asked; "How do you tell them apart?" "Easy", I said, "Michelle has long blonde hair and Dave has a moustache."
Why did the judge deny the ghost bail? Too much of a fright risk.
Two explorers are walking down a path in a jungle. One signals the other to stop and come over with his hand. "Don't make a noise." he whispers, and points to a place between two trees... ... they slowly come close to find a steaming pile of shit. "What does this mean?" he asks taking off his hat and fanning the smell away. "Well Bill, if you find a piece of stinky shit sure enough there is an asshole nearby!"
Women are like parking spaces All the good ones are taken so when no ones looking you put it in a disabled one
I asked my dad if he could put the cat out. He replied, "I didn't know it was on fire."
I was going to share a vegetable joke, but it's corny.
I hate Velcro. It's a rip off.