The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
I hated facial hair but then it grew on me.
Why is no one friends with Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.
Clothes, but no cigar.
My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Where do crayons go on vacation? Color-ado.
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I kept adding my input, saying that this channel wasn’t really a good one. But it didn’t work. I then realized that my tv was bad at reading signals
The Richard Fight Just like the Josh Fight, if there was one for the Richards, the person who won would be crowned the ultimate dick
A man visits Harvard Visitor in Harvard Square: "Excuse me, where's the library at?"Harvard student: "Sir, this is Harvard. We don't end our sentences with prepositions."Visitor: "Oh, I'm sorry. I meant to ask, where's the library at, asshole?"
“Roses are red, violets are red, if you aren’t red, you get shot in the head.” \-Stalin 1946
A redneck couple gets pregnant, what will they have? Either a niece or a nephew.