The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer? Depends what you smoke.(Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)
Which occupation is the most perverted? Electrician - they’re always looking for strippers
A lion calls 911 and gets put on hold. a couple of minutes later...911 what is your emergency?Jeez Finally! One of our lion cubs was eaten by a hyena!Are the other cubs safe??Well, I actually got really hungry while I was on hold...
Superman lost all of his money on a digital currency scheme It was his cryptonite.
People these days recoil at the idea of brain transplants becoming possible in the near future. Just wait until we develop the technology. They'll change their minds.
Everyone says communism is a bad idea . But I'm weirdly attracted to it.It must be because of all the red flags.
What do ISIS and little miss muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their wayCredit to /u/MolecularAnthony
Denmark: "We will kill 17 million minks by 2021." China: "I killed 20 million in two weeks."World: "You killed 20 million minks in 2 weeks??"China: "Oh no, sorry, I must've misheard you."
Policeman: why do you keep beating your wife?? Me: I think it's the weight difference, the longer reach, and superior footwork
Why shouldn't you try writing with a broken pencil? It's pointless.
3 men are stranded in a boat with 4 cigarettes and no way to light them. So they toss the 4th cigarette overboard, which makes the whole boat a cigarette lighter.
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.