The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
Did you hear about the 12-inch dog? It was a foot long.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
6:30 is my favorite time of day, hands down.
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.
What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Once, at an all boys summer camp, I dreamed I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was gone. But that's not what freaked me out... ...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.
How can a leopard change his spots? By moving.
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says: 'sorry we don't serve food here'
How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sail..