The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How does the moon cut his hair?' 'Eclipse it.'
I wouldn't buy anything with velcro. It's a total rip-off.'
I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.'
I ate a clock the other day. It was very time consuming.
What does garlic do when it gets hot?' 'It takes its cloves off.'
I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.'
What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
I have a joke about the flu, but I hope you don’t get it.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! Buildings can’t jump.
6:30 is hands down the best time on the clock.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
I have a joke about construction, but I’m still working on it.