The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They're afraid of change- even if it makes the world a brighter place.(Edit: Folks, take a breath. It is a joke.)(Edit: Thanks for the silver, gold, and plats)
I have an ugly, tight pair of shorts that I only wear when every other pair is dirty. They’re my last reshorts.
Why does Trump always use a golf cart when golfing? Walking the course is far too taxing on him.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory? He kept throwing away the bent ones.'
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
My psychiatrist says I have an unhealthy obsession with revenge. We’ll see about that…
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, “I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.” The patient asks him, “Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?” The doctor calmly looks at him and says, “Nine.”
Why do vampires always seem sick? They're coffin.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.”
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.