The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What happened to the dating slices of bread that disappeared overnight? Turns out they e-loafed! I hope they grow mold together.
Where do books hide when they’re afraid? Under their covers.
What type of music do the planets enjoy? Neptunes.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines but catscan.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
Why did the scarecrow get an award? Because he was out standing in his field.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
How does a penguin build a house? Igloos it together.
What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don't wok away from me.
A snail takes for ever to cross the street and finally knocks on a guy's door The guy answers, sees the snail, picks it up and throws it far away. Two years later the snail returns, knocks again and the guy answers. The snail says, "Yo! What the fuck was that about?"
I wasn’t close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.