The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
I'm worried for the calendar because its days are numbered.
I told my dad he had to quit smoking. When it came to his health we just couldn’t brisket.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
The past, present and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peak-a-boo accident? To the I-C-U.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don’t make sense. Refrigerator
Why did the alien pre-emptively put perfume on before boarding the human spaceship? Because the ship had Musk written all over it
Cat Cousins (OC) Did you hear about that bobcat who found his long lost cousin?He followed lynx in his family.
What happened when a fisherman saw that they spent more on missing fishing equipment than they made selling fish? They realized a net loss.