The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.
Which knight of the round table was the beefiest? Sir loin.
What happened when the ten-year-old cannibal spilled his soup? His mother gave him an earful.
How do you get an astronaut’s baby to stop crying? You rocket.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste."
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
Three men on a bike Three men were travelling on the same bike when they were caught by a policeman. "Don't you know it's illegal for more than 2 people to travel on a bike? Why are there three of you?" "Three?! Shit, where's James?!"
You can't spell par entry without "try."
Do you know what kind of bird doesn't fly on fridays? A one that died on Thursday...
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!