The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What’s the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant? About 5,000 miles.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant.
Why was 2019 afraid of 2020? Because they had a fight and 2021.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
“Whoever stole my depression medication — I hope you’re happy now.”
If size doesn't matter... Then why is my wife's dildo not 3 inches long and crooked?
I always turn my room temperature just below 70 degrees before I go to sleep. Why? Because it doesn't get hotter than 69 in my bed.
In tragic news, Donald Trump's personal library has burned down Now he will never find out if the caterpillar ever got a good meal
So, after all your time on the internet, have you learned how to avoid clickbait? Doesn't seem like it
The punchline often arrives before the set-up. Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?
Cop: You're going to prison for forgery Suspect: *hands over a 37 dollar bill*Suspect: What was it you were saying?
I remember when I first started using drugs. I was 18 years old. It all started with a spliff, the odd bong or two. Before I knew it, I'd started using amphetamines like speed and for a stronger buzz, I moved on to ecstasy. It wasn't long after, that I started on the hard stuff, like cocaine and heroin.I was a complete mess.I was broke and my body was ruined.But fuck me, what a night.
I saw a naked old lady I said "You look foxy."She said "Do you really think so?"I said "Yes, their titties are on their stomachs too!"