The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Call me any names you want, but I believe my country is being run by a decent and intelligent president for years already. All I could wish for is... to be able to post this in a different sub.
How do crabs run in Alabama? They run in family.
At the pearly gates Peter: It says here that you don't believe in life after deathAtheist: Didn't*
So I bought a burglar alarm. Now my burglar has no excuse to oversleep.
How do skeletons know what is about to happen? They can feel it in their bones.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Hes all right now.
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn't cool.
What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
I’m thinking about removing my spine. I feel like it’s only holding me back.
Do you think glass coffins will be a success? Remains to be seen.
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Why are butter jokes so hard to make? Because there is no margarine for error.
Can February March? No, but April May!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products. A satisfactory.