The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did the late tomato say to the other tomatoes? Don't worry i'll ketchup.
I have a clean conscious—it's never been used.
What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus!
What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.
What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey? A pouch potato.
What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue.
I went to a seafood disco last week! Pulled a mussel!
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
A furniture store keeps calling me. All I wanted was one night stand.
What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable.
Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.
How does a non-binary samurai kill people? They/Them.