The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Where do boats go when they’re sick? To the boat doc.
In 2017 I didn't do a marathon. I didn't do one in 2018, 2019, or 2020, either. This is a running joke.
Where do polar bears keep their money? The snow bank.
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck!
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Accidentally burned dinner on the grill. Mis-steaks were made.
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
How does a hurricane see? With one eye.
What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear!
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
A Student Asks to go to The Bathroom.... Student: "Hey, can I go to the bathroom please?" Teacher: "Its may..." Student: "No, its actually November!"
They fired the guy who invented the wheel... He was cutting too many corners.
Teacher: Why are you laughing alone? Tell the Joke to the class so everyone can laugh. Student : Sir, he said that you're a good teacher.
Self depreciation is my best skill, And I'm pretty bad at it.