The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Two philosophers are having a discussion about the morality of swords. To back up their claims, one of them picks up a sword and shouts "The tip of this sword could never pierce your leather vest" and proceeds to lunge the sword into their chest Coughing up blood, the wounded philosopher weakly replies "That's a good point"
I successfully quit my job as an animator without making a scene, so I had a party to celebrate... and everybody brought gifs.
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
My Girlfriend is the sort of girl Men whistle at... She looks like a sheep dog.
What did the cucumber said to the other cucumber? Nothing. Cucumbers don't speak.
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I just saw a news headline about an unidentified man found beaten, naked, and unconscious in the park. The report described the man as overweight, unattractive, with a very small penis. ....So anyway, I just called to see if you were okay. Call me back to check-in, worried about you.
A man was recently admitted to the emergency room because of a tendency to talk with his hands too much. He was diagnosed with gesticular cancer.
When does a joke become a “dad joke? ' When it becomes apparent.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because of all of its problems!'
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Ghosts are bad liars because you can see right through them.