The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll.
Does anybody know where a guy can find a person to hang out with, talk to, and enjoy spending time with? I'm just asking for a friend.
Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?' 'It didn't have the guts.'
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
Why do old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Just say NO to drugs ! Well, If I'm talking to my drugs... I probably said Yes.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.