The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I dreamt about drowing in an ocean made of orange soda last night. It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta Sea.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
My parents read the book I was writing. They said the main character wasn't likeable. It was an autobiography…
Invisible calendars... ... that's something you don't see every day.
A panic-stricken man explained to his doctor, 'You have to help me, I think I’m shrinking.' 'Now settle down,' the doctor calmly told him. 'You'll just have to learn to be a little patient.'
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? 'Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.'
The pony couldn't sing because it was a little horse.
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh.
Why are piggy banks so wise?' 'They're filled with common cents.'
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?'