The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call an obese psychic? A four-chin teller.
If sweet dreams are made of cheese… Who am I to dis-a-brie?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's okay, he woke up.'
What did the police officer say to her belly button? You're under a vest!
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.'
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?' 'A meltdown.'
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Not to brag but I made six figures last year. I was also named worst employee at the toy factory.
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world.
Spring is here! I got so excited that I wet my plants.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.