The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
I haven’t talked to my wife in a week — I didn’t want to interrupt her.
I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it’s perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he’s still making fun of me.
I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years.”
I heard there is a new shop called Moderation. They have everything in there.
I just went into my local bookstore and asked if they had any books on turtles... “Hardback?”, asked the clerk.“Yes, with cute little legs.” I said.
What do you call it when an exclamation mark is having sex? Exclamating
A man goes to the Doctor and says: "Help, Doc. I'm scared of letters." Doctor: Are you?Man: Aahh!Doctor: Oh, you are. Man: Aaaaahhhhh!Doctor: It's okay , I see! Man AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
I have a joke about trickle down economics. But 99% of you will never get it.
Air used to be free at the gas station, now it costs 2.50. You want to know why? Inflation.
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
What has five toes and isn’t your foot? My foot.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.