The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I walked up to a woman in the store the other day and said "36C" She proceeded to slap my face and said "What the hell is wrong with you?!"My response was "Why the hell would you wear a shirt that says Guess?!"
A stomach was sad... because everything it tried to make turned out to be shit.
A paranoid schizophrenic was arrested for killing 17 pigeons in a local park. He wasn't arrested for murder, or animal cruelty. His actual charge was for the destruction of government property.
Thank you weight loss surgeons What you do takes guts.
Stop looking for the perfect match; use a lighter.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support windows.
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, 'That’s arson.'
How many telemarketers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it during dinner.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
I can sum up 2021 in one word. Five
I asked my date to meet me at the gym but she never showed up. I guess the two of us aren't going to work out.
If two vegetarians get in an argument, is it still called beef?
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.