The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do dogs and phones have in common? Both have collar ID.
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
How do you make the number one disappear? You add “g' and it’s GONE
Why is it a bad idea to eat a clock? Because it's so time-consuming.
In my free time, I like to help blind people. Verb, not adjective.
Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
A guy walks into a bar...and he was disqualified from the limbo contest.'
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
If prisoners could take their own mug shots…They’d be called cellfies.
Did you hear about the french general who stepped on a landmine? Napoleon Blown Apart.
I don’t trust stairs. They are always up to something.
I told my doctor I heard buzzing, but she said it's just a bug that's going around.
What rock group has four men who don't sing? Mount Rushmore.
What do you give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid.