The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?' 'Supplies!'
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.
Did you hear the story about the haunted lift? It really raised my spirits!
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don't know y.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? He woke up.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.
What do you call an exhausted woman on her period? Drained
If you ever want to build a home for the poor A foundation is a solid place to start
What did the chameleon say when he walked across a tie-dye shirt? Whoa, that last bug must have been laced with something!
The two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis, who played Gollum. But did you know that... ...Bilbo’s great great half uncle was a troll, and Gollum’s second cousin once removed was a troll. They’re the troll kin white guys.
What did the pecan say to the walnut it was chasing? I’ll cashew eventually!
What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.