The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I finally watched that documentary on clocks. It was about time.
“I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.”
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What time do ducks wake up? At the quack of dawn.
How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
What did the buffalo say to its son when he left? Bison!
Why did police arrest the turkey? They suspected fowl play.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway!
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
You can't trust atoms. They make up everything!
Why did the orange lose the race? It ran out of juice.
What happens when a frogs car dies? He needs a jump. If that doesn't work he has to get it toad.
What’s green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.