The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road? It got stuck in a crack.
Did you hear the one about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
I only seem to get sick on weekdays. I must have a weekend immune system.
People in Athens rarely get up before sunrise. Dawn is tough on Greece.
What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Damn!
You don’t know anything about pain until you’ve seen your own baby drowned in a tub... And you definitely don’t know anything about how to wash a baby...(Anthony Jeselnik)
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, 'What do you want?' The man says, 'Oh, just some fruit punch.' The bartender sighs and shakes his head, 'If you want punch, you're gonna have to wait in line.' The man looks around, but there is no punchline.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? Awful!
I Object to All This Sex on the Television I keep falling off.
Never judge a person until you have walked a mile in their shoes Because then you are a mile away and have their shoes!
An Elephant, a Giraffe and a Penguin walk in to a bar It's at this point I realise that there is something wrong with my pint.