The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Where do monsters buy cookies? Ghoul scouts.
Just paid $200 for a belt that doesn’t fit! What a huge waist!
I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.
My friend wants to become an archaeologist, but I’m trying to put him off. I’m convinced his life will be in ruins.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
What do call a criminal landing an airplane? ConDescending.
Your wife and daughter look like twins,' my friend said. 'Well,' I replied, 'they were separated at birth.'
I was addicted to hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to go spreading it!
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
I went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. “Which ear is it?” he asked. “2018,” I replied.
A Central European trampolining team has recently gone bankrupt. They were bouncing Czechs.