The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Did you hear about the whale that swallowed a clown? It felt funny after.
Why was the stadium so hot after the game? Because all the fans left.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He stole third base.
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage. The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.
Have you heard of the new sport called Quiet Tennis”? It’s like normal tennis but without the racket.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It's tearable.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
What is the most acidic soup? Ph0
I didn't become a surgeon for the money; I didn't do it for the fame either I just didn't become a surgeon
Why shouldn't you tell an egg a joke? It'll crack up.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I have a joke about trickle-down economics, but 99% of you will never get it.