The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Shouldn’t the “roof” of your mouth actually be called the ceiling?
Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it's over your head.
This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can't cut me down,” the tree complains. “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
No! It crashed again... Roses are red;Violets are blue\-----------------------ERROR: Invalid syntax on line 2
This new JFK conspiracy will blow your mind... I hear it's not even a real airport!
The new book about Helen Keller is absolutely incredible! The audio book is absolutely unintelligible though.
What happened when the cannibals ate Bear Grylls? They developed a taste for adventure.
So I went into the park today and I saw a homeless man sitting on the wishing well with his pants down to his ankles. Well shit.
A Polar Bear Cub Walks up to its mother"Mum, am I part Brown Bear?""No dear""Am I part Black Bear?""No dear, your all Polar Bear""Grizzly? Panda?""No why?!""Because I'm fucking freezing!"
I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.