The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My wife and I have decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty badly.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes he even laughs.
What did the banana say to the boy? Nothing, bananas can't talk!
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we 'be positive,' but it’s just so hard without him.
You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.
Why do balloons hate Ed Sheeran concerts? They are afraid of pop music.
I just don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.
My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.'
She looked up and whispered, “They’re right behind you'.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
An invisible man married and invisable women. The kids were nothing to look at.