The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why should you never use a dull pencil? Because it’s pointless.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
My son screeched, "Daaaaaad, you haven't listened to one word I've said, have you!?" What a strange way to start a conversation with me...
I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts I heard a rumor that r/jokes is getting an "Original Content" flair to help Redditors avoid cut&paste reposts
If the Klu Klux Klan leaders are wizards, why don't they cast a spell to kill all those that oppose them? I guess it's because they don't have access to black magic...
A british person plays chess with an american, The british person always wins. Why?Their queen never dies.
My roommates keep saying that the house is haunted by a ghost How many times do I have to tell these fuckers I’m a phantom.
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”
How do you know when a bike is thinking? You can see its wheels turning.
What days are the strongest? Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week (weak) days!
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
Can February March? No, but April May!
Why do melons have weddings? They cantaloupe!
A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon. But it's definitely number 2.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.