The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why shouldn’t you trust trees? They seem shady.
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card.
During quarantine no one got my humor. I guess it was all the inside jokes.
If I ever find the doctor who screwed up my limb replacement surgery…I’ll kill him with my bear hands.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
Why did the duck fall on the sidewalk? He tripped on a quack.
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
The difference between a numerator and a denominator is a short line. Only a fraction of people will understand this
Why'd the fisherman order the halibut? Just for the halibut!
Careful how many corny jokes you tell. Someone may just call the crops!
You can't spell par entry without "try."
What do you get when you cross a Smurf and a cow? Blue cheese.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
What has five toes but isn't your foot? My foot.