The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Where do you learn to make ice cream? At sundae school!
In fact, if you sneer at any other method of measuring liquids, you may be held in contempt of quart.
Did the hear about the ice cream truck accident? It crashed on a rocky road.
Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
What do you call recently-married spiders? Newly-webs.
What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck.
What did one plate whisper to the other plate? Dinner is on me.
Did you hear about the man who cut off his left leg? He’s all right now.
Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold.
I have a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t get it.
What’s the best kind of music to listen to when fishing? Something catchy.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
Yesterday I went rock climbing and the guy above me kept farting. It was by far the worst ass scent I’ve ever had to deal with.
I was flipping through the channels.... and my wife asked was on the TV. I said "dust"And that's how the fight started.