The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My drama professor said I had to write 5,000 words on Robert De Niro I only managed three before his private bodyguards wrenched me off him.
Three Chinese friends Chu, Bu, and Fu, decided to immigrate to the United StatesIn order to get their visas, they needed to change their names to something more American. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck and Fu..... decided to travel back to China.
I'm giving up masturbating for an entire month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Masturbating for an entire month.
I was chopping up some leftover dumplings from my soup at a Chinese restaurant when suddenly it hit me... I was engaging in acts of wonton destruction.
What's the difference between a red onion and a brown onion? About 50 cents
I'm friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don't know Y.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.
A doctor walks into a room with a dying patient and tells him, 'I’m sorry, but you only have ten left.' The patient asks him, 'Ten what, Doc? Hours? Days? Weeks?' The doctor calmly looks at him and says, 'Nine.'
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
I wasn’t expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind. It really came out of the purple.
What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?' 'Traffic jam.'
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. 'She obviously has COVID,' my wife said. 'Why?' I asked. 'Because she has no taste.'
Q: What do you need to make a small fortune on Wall Street? A: A large fortune.