The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days. I said it must be my weekend immune system.
In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.
Where do terrorists go when they die? Everywhere.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique guns collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
It’s brave to admit you have an STD. Always clap for those folks!
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
RIP boiling water, you will be mist.
5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions.
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them!
I don't trust stairs because they're always up to something.
I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out the closet? “Supplies!”