The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born: "I don't mean to be rude but he doesn't look anything like my son." The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said: "I don't mean to be rude either, but this is a pussy, not a fucking photo-copier."
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A man gets himself a date and decides to surprise the girl with some flowers. He walks into a flower shop and the florist asks "Hey, what are you looking for, specifically?"The man says "To have sex"
Some people can't distinguish between etymology and entomology. They bug me in ways I can't put into words.
30 percent of pet owners let their pets sleep in their bed. I tried it and my goldfish died.
How can you tell an alligator from a crocodile? By paying attention to whether the animal will see you later, or after a while.
My doctor told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.
Why did the nose feel sad? It was always getting picked on.
I just found out Albert Einstein existed. My whole life I thought he was a theoretical physicist.A comma. A literalist takes everything literally. A kleptomaniac takes everything, literally.
I gave away all my used batteries today. Free of charge!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
What did Benjamin Franklin say when he discovered electricity? Nothing. He was too shocked.
Sore throats are a pain in the neck.