The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
I’m really excited for the amateur autopsy club I just joined. Tuesday is open Mike night!
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I'm reading a horror story in braille. Something bad is going to happen, I can just feel it.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
What's a lawyer's favorite drink? Subpoena colada.
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
Wanna hear a joke about construction? I'm still workin' on it!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
A policy officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other off.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
They say that 3/2 people are bad at fractions.
I wish my kids weren't offended by my Frozen jokes. They really need to let it go!
I have a joke about a broken pencil, but it’s pointless.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.