The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
Which cat is the least loyal? A cheetah.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today. It was clogged.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. “I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, ' he says. “Sorry, but I can’t serve you, ' the bartender replies. “You’re out of your head. '
My IQ test results came back. They were negative.
How do you make 7 even? You take away the s.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift? She had bad blood.
Lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
It was an emotional wedding — even the cake was in tiers.
I wanted my kids to watch the orchestra, but I had to turn it off—too much sax and violins.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.
What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college? A Graduated cylinder.