The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What word in English language is always spelled incorrectly? Answer : Incorrectly
Just read that actor Maria Mercedes broke off her engagement to William Shatner. She realized she'd be known as Maria Shatner Mercedes.
What do you call a cat on the beach? Sandy Claws. Happy holidays everyone.
Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.
I just found out I’m colorblind. The news came out of the purple!
I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know i wouldn't get a reaction.
I had an appointment to see my psychic next week, but she just called to cancel.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day. Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I’m not too worried, I think she’s jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
I wasn't going to get a brain transplant. But then I changed my mind.
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
My therapist told me I have problems expressing my emotions. Can’t say I’m surprised.
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says i'm ok, but i feel like i've dyed a little inside.