The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just-water.
What do you call someone who cosplays as Jesus? A cross-dresser
I know potato jokes have been made I’m just here to rehash them
I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger... ...then it hit me.
How much do roofs cost? Nothing. They're on the house!
While I was walking down the street I saw someone pushing a shopping trolley The shopping trolley was fully of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I asked them what they were doing. They told me they were pushing their luck.
[Possible OC] What's the worst thing to write in Braille? Caution hot surface
Guys please stop making jokes about Helen Keller. They’re just plain senseless.
I’m tired of people calling me a rapper. It’s simply not true! I always ask for my lovers’ consent.
What does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers ? Because he has shite fashion sense.
How do you remember which direction the sun rises in? Eventually, it'll dawn on you.
Why was the burglar so sensitive? He takes things personally.
What do you call a man who can't stand? Neil.
What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast!
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneak-ers