The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race? Because it was a cheetah!
BREAKING NEWS: The president was found in his office after trying to commit suicide, his statement: "Fake noose."
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
What's brown and smells like bacon? Kermits finger
3 kangaroos walk into a bar "Why in the world are there 3 kangaroos in the bar" says the bar tenderThe kangaroos then wreak havoc on the bar as they are wild animals and belong outdoors where they can do wild animal things.
Q.: "Governor, what would you say if Trump picked you as his running mate?" Christie: "I'll close down that bridge when I get to it."
Can't take a vacation.. \- I can't go on a long vacation because of my work. \- Oh, I'm sure they can manage without you for a week.\- Exactly! That's what I don't want them to discover.
Dinosaurs really got wiped out by a rock Shoulda picked paper
A young bear cub was roaming the jungle . An animal he had never seen before comes strolling out of the trees. He asks " excuse me what kind of animal are you?" The animal replys" well, I am a tiger" The bear acts suprised and says " are you sure? You don't look like a tiger." The tiger says " Do you think I'm a lyin?"
My wife gave birth three times and still fits in her prom dress from high school. I gave birth zero times and I don't fit in my pants from March.
Why are snails bad at racing? They're sluggish.
Where do you find a cow with no legs? Wherever you left it.
What’s the difference between a wizard who raises the undead and a sexy vampire? One is a necromancer and the other is a neck romancer.
I just got my doctor's test results and I’m really upset. Turns out, I’m not gonna be a doctor.
The guy who stole my diary died yesterday. My thoughts are with his family.