The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What is the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?
A century ago, two brothers decided it was possible to fly. And as you can see, they were Wright.
I’d like to have kids one day. I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that, though.
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke, but you didn't like it.
Bruce Lee was fast, but he had an even faster brother… Sudden Lee.
If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?
What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public? A private tutor.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don't think it will get a reaction.'
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
A friend of mine didn’t pay his exorcist. He got repossessed.
I had a fun childhood. My dad used to push me down the hill in old tires. They were Goodyears.
I hate it when people say age is only a number. Age is clearly a word.
Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen? They break out in hives.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
What's the difference between a man's wallet before and after kids? There are pictures where the money used to be.