The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? They're both Paris sites.
What kind of doctor is Dr. Pepper? A fizzician.
If you're feeling depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before you go to sleep. It'll give you a reason to get out of bed in the morning.
My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home!
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
A college education now costs $100,000, but it produces three very proud people—the student, his mama, and his pauper.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here. '
A son tells his father, 'I have an imaginary girlfriend.' The father sighs and says, 'You know, you could do better.' 'Thanks Dad,' the son says. 'That means a lot.' The father shakes his head and goes, 'I was talking to your girlfriend.'
I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I've never looked back since.'
My friend couldn't afford to pay his bill, so I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
What do clouds wear?' 'Thunderwear.'
What do you call a hippie’s wife? Mississippi.
Did you know that fighting increases your risk of heart attack? Because it's assault.
What do you call it when a waiter at an internet cafe gets your order wrong? 500 Internal Server Error
“Doctor, I keep hearing voices coming from my underpants”... “Oh, that’s nothing to worry about, they’re just talking bollocks”