The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
A magician was walking down the street — then he turned into a store.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
I have a joke about inferiority complexes, but it’s not very good.
Mom texted me from the grocery store to say they’re out of pasta, and we’re penneless.
Mom asked me to put ketchup on the grocery list. Now I can't see anything.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.