The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about pizza, but it’s too cheesy.
I thought this sub could use a little more self-deprecating humor... ... too bad I suck at telling jokes.
I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day, I bailed.
Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!
I told my nephew that I was named after George Washington. He said, "but Uncle, your name is Jon." I said,"I know I was named AFTER George Washington."
What's the deal with scented candles? If they work, they stink. If they don't work, they still stink.
I bought a candle and at first I was confused because it didn’t smell like anything... but eventually it made scents.
I think it's a great idea to wear two different deodorants, one under each armpit. But that's just my two scents.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Where do armies belong? In your sleeves.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.