The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I just found out the news that I'm color blind I was surprised. It came completely out of the green.
What's the most peaceful musical instrument? I don't know, but violins isn't the answer.
What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend? She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.
Did you know when you flip a canoe over you can wear it as a hat? It's cap-sized
At the weekend, I like to play chess with elderly men in the park. But it's becoming increasingly harder.. ..to find exactly 32 of them.
Man was reading his wife's suicide note Then he thought he could be a wonderful writer
As a Pink Floyd fan, nothing makes me angrier than seeing a vegan eating pudding. Because how can you have any pudding if you don't eat yer meat?
A Tree Falls In A Rainforest And Nobody Notices But Me "Ha ha ha! My illegal tree cutting business is working!"
Posting about Covid-19 on the Internet..... Seems to have gone viral.
My social life is like an oxygen mask Nonexistant unless something bizarre happens
In breaking news, Trump’s personal library has burned down. The fire consumed both books and in a tragic twist he hadn’t even finished coloring the second one.
A naked woman robbed a bank Nobody could remember her face
My friend promised he would hide a key to my cell in the noodles of my final meal. When the guard went away I looked but there was gnocchi.
In honor of Throwback Thursday, here's a joke from 2008. What will happen if Hillary Clinton becomes president?She will file for divorce.And what will happen if Barack Obama becomes president?He'll have the White House repainted.
I ran into a buddy in town earlier today. He only has one arm God bless him, lost it in Iraq. Anyway I asked him where he was off to."To change a light bulb" he replies."Won't that be difficult?" I ask."Nah" he says, "I've still got the receipt".