The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
A judge called me egotistical and conceited I think I'm appealing
In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken. Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
I started to let Jesus take the wheel, but then I remembered... that motherfucker ain’t afraid to die.
I recruited a nice little girl and her cute cuddly kitten to the flat earthers this weekend. I also figured out the brakes on my truck are overdue to be replaced.
My dad said he was going to set me up for life. Of course, I was excited by the idea. Until he blamed me for the murder he committed.
I have a joke about being an electrician, but it’s too shocking.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
I have a joke about a broken clock, but it’s not the right time.
Why can't the sailor learn the alphabet? Because he kept getting lost at C.
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
What happens when doctors get frustrated? They lose their patients.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.