The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I used to be able to play piano by ear, but now I have to use my hands.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I was once a personal trainer, until I gave a too-weak notice.
I have a joke about kites, but it would just sail over your head.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
I have a joke about paper, but it’s tearable.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
I have a joke about butter, but I’m not going to spread it.
Why doth Abraham not bringeth his grain to the spelling bee? For it was already spelt.
Wearing a mask without it covering your nose, is like wearing a condom but poking a hole in the top. Sure, it’s on, but sooner or later something bad will happen because of it.
Why is the cemetery so popular? People are just dying to get in there!
What do you call a group of deaf people? I don't know. But it is definitely not heard.
I have a joke about procrastination, but I’ll tell it to you later.
To the person who stole my depression medication: I hope you're happy now.
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.