The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I was going to go on an expensive vacation with a classical pianist, but he was too baroque.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I’ll let you know what comes first.
I have a joke about immortality, and it never gets old.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
We’re renovating the house, and the first floor is going great, but the second floor is another story.
I love telling Dad jokes. Sometimes, he even laughs.
I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a little calculus but geometry is where I draw the line.
I have a scary joke about math, but I'm 2² to say it.
I'm reading an anti-gravity book, and I just can't put it down!