The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.
Two peanuts went walking down the street. One was assaulted.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
I have a joke about statistics, but it’s not significant.
Celebrities who release perfumes... Have they no scents of shame?
I have a joke about a roof, but it would just go over your head.