The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
To the person who stole my bed: I won't rest until I find you.
Every night, I have hard time remembering something, but then it dawns on me.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
What's dead, brown, and covered in sand? Shamima Begum's kids.
I went to go visit my wife but when she saw me she got scared and locked the door. I'm not surprised. I am pretty angry that she didn't come to my funeral.
Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink *Shout outs to my neighbor's eight year old
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.
What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
I tried to make up a joke about ghost but I couldn't. It had plenty of spirit but no body.
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Your mom and I let astrology get between us. It just Taurus apart.
Can anyone tell me what oblivious means, because I have no idea.