The Best (and Worst) Dad Jokes That Make You Groan 👋
Brace yourself for a collection of dad jokes that make you groan! These jokes are so cheesy, they’ll leave you rolling your eyes and laughing at the same time. Packed with pun-filled punchlines and classic dad humor, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good laugh at their own expense. Whether you’re trying to get a laugh or just enjoy the art of a good groan, our dad jokes that make you groan are sure to deliver every time!
I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
I have a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it’ll get a reaction.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
I just paid $100 for a belt that doesn’t fit — what a huge waist!
To the person who stole my place in line: I’m after you now.
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
I have a joke about being a rejected organ donor, but I just don't have the guts.
I have a joke about drilling, but it’s boring.
The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.
I’m friends with almost all the letters of the alphabet. I just don’t know Y.
I had a joke about canned juice, but I couldn't concentrate.
Mom is mad at me because she asked me to sync her phone, so I threw it in the ocean.
To the person who stole my diary and then died: My thoughts are with your family.